Daily Show Prep - Monday April 13, 2015

• Hillary's in, and no one's safe
• The everyday woman: Hillary hasn't driven a car in 20 years
• Debbie Whatshername Schultz backing away from 'war on women' theme
• Rubio: Hillary's so yesterday
• Sen. Corker tries to drum up support for his Iran bill, wouldn't sign Iran letter
• Iranian lawmakers demand 'fact sheet' on nuke deal
• Thousands march to protest global warming - In the snow
• Deportation of illegals plummets under Obama
• The exodus from high-tax states continues
• ISIS destroys ancient artifacts
• How we're picking up the slack for big corporations
• Ex-Duke lacrosse coach on the rush to judgement
• Woman pregnant with quadruplets - at 65!
• Florida man warned not to stalk squirrels
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of Day: Jed I. Knight
• Expert of the Day: Jason Russell from The Washington Examiner on the presidential candidates thus far