Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 14, 2015

• ISIS camp just a few miles from Texas border
• Feds releasing hundreds of illegal alien rapists, murderers
• More than 2 million of Hillary's Twitter followers are fake
• Hillary stops at Ohio restaurant, no one notices
• Only the media are chasing the Scooby van
• Senate deal sets up Iran nuke vote
• NY Times: Republicans oppose Iran nuke deal because they're racists
• Atlanta teachers sentenced to up to 7 years in prison for cheating scandal
• Waiter gets fired over the way he described black customers on receipt
• Tapper to Rubio: You're the candidate of yesterday on gay marriage
• Judge heaps scorn on three-year-old racist
• Nearly a quarter of all teens go online 'almost constantly'
• TSA agents manipulated system to allow male agent to fondle attractive male passengers
• Times Square Cookie Monster accused of groping teen
• Cursed at Birth, The Unfortunate Name of the Day: Canadian basketball player Guy Fuck
• John Whitehead of the Rutherford Institute talks about his new book, Battlefield America