Daily Show Prep - Friday May 29, 2015

• Economy shrank in the first quarter of 2015
• NSA will not destroy phone record data
• Most Democrats think illegals should be able to vote!
• Iranians, North Koreans working on nuclear warheads
• 26 people treated after Army's accidental anthrax shipment
• Hundreds expected at Mohammad cartoon contest
• Pelosi: The Clintons will have to answer for their foundation
• ISIS threatens contest
• DC Metro blocks Muhammad cartoon ad
• Christians behead jihadists in Syria in revenge for killings
• Spy pigeon jailed in India
• Expert of the Day: Monica Crowley on the Pope and climate change

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 28, 2015

• Declassified documents: Hillary aided the rise of ISIS
• Blumenthal earned 10-grand a month as employee of Clinton Foundation
• Baltimore gets what it deserves: Police pull back, crime soars
• Baltimore riots will cost taxpayers at least $20 million
• 'Obamaphones' might be expanded to 'Obamanet'
• FBI launches probe into theft of taxpayer information
• Bernie Sanders said women fantasize about being gang-raped
• Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore wants Ruth Vader Ginsburg impeached
• Obama's amnesty may be in limbo until just before he leaves office
• ICE still releasing criminal illegal aliens at rapid pace
• Bring on the RINOs: Pataki jumps into the 2016 presidential race
• Putin slams US for meddling in FIFA affairs
• Study predicts decades of global cooling ahead
• Sen. Inhofe on EPA's unprecedented land grab: 'I will not allow it'
• 'White privilege' training hurting black students
• Welfare bus goes to neighborhoods with taxpayer-funded meals
• Another ISIS-esque toppling of a statue on a U.S. college campus
• Police arrest man for meditating in the nude at Florida bus stop
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Shiwanah Bangham

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 27, 2015

• Court orders Clinton e-mail release every 30 days
• Rand Paul says ISIS exists because of Republican hawks
• Bobby Jindal says Rand Paul 'unsuited to be commander-in-chief'
• College removes statue of missionary prayer over Indian after complaints
• Rick Santorum jumps into 2016 presidential race
• Live anthrax inadvertently shipped across the country
• Ferguson Protesters protesting over not getting paid
• Michelle Obama: Global warming is the new civil rights movement
• Big deal? FIFA gave to Clinton Foundation
• Classic: Hillary backer Larry Flynt admits to paying women less because they're 'sexual objects'
• Cop fired for posing with suspect as a killed deer
• McDonald's to stop reporting sales figures
• Woman stabbed in the eye at BBQ for taking the last rib
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dick Finger

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 26, 2015

• Appeals court blocks Obama's amnesty
• US-China war 'inevitable' unless we let them have their way in South China Sea
• IRS hacked, thieves stole info from 100,000
• 10 highest paid CEOs
• Cop in New Orleans shot dead in his car
• Shootings spike in Baltimore
• Judge orders union thugs to stop threatening violence against opponents
• Washington Post journalist goes on trial in Iran on spy charges
• Sponsors running from the Duggars
• Islamic preacher says men who masturbate will get their hands pregnant
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Brownie Shytles

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 22, 2015

• What's up with all the secrecy around this trade bill?
• Global warming? Freeze warning for Northeast
• Iran threatens Israel with 80,000 rockets
• ISIS close to buying nukes from Pakistan
• FBI admits no major terrorist cases cracked with NSA snooping powers
• Scott Walker promises pre-emptive strikes against terrorists if he's president
• Hillary forgets where she is. Wish we could.
• Sen. Burr introduces compromise on domestic spying
• Unemployment rate drops more for foreign workers
• 5.4 earthquake hits Vegas
• Conclusion-jumpers protest shooting of black suspects by white cop
• Suicide bomber blows himself inside a Saudi mosque
• Forbes Mag: Net neutrality won't stand up in court
• Josh Duggar of '19 Kids and Counting' admits he molested girls as teenager
• Study: Meditation can trigger mania, depression and psychosis
• Racist Boston U professor was arrested for setting up fake sex profile on porn site
• Flickr faces complaints over offensive photo auto-tagging
• Video: Students think John Boehner should be held responsible for Deflategate
• Verbal abuse against sheep was actually investigated
• Robert De Niro tells graduates: 'You're f@*ked'
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Harold Ballitch II

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 21, 2015

• Six Baltimore police officers indicted by a grand jury in the death of Freddie Gray
• Obama leaves Iraq, Syria twisting in the wind
• Gen. Jack Keane: 'We are not only failing, we are, in fact, losing this war'
• Hillary got e-mail that Benghazi attack was premeditated terrorism
• Rand Paul 'filibusters' over NSA snooping
• NSA planned to hijack Google app store to hack smartphones
• Obama tells Coast Guard grads climate change threaten 
• The replacement of tech workers with foreign replacements continues
• More rate hikes for Obamacare
• Boy Scouts president calls for end on ban for gay scoutmasters
• 'Mattress girl' at Columbia has 'highly selective' in her interpretation of events
• Rutgers professor: Waco biker shooting reaction reflects white privilege
• Teamsters spend big on politics, cut pensions
• This is the new logo the state of TN paid $46k for
• California university hosts special graduation party for illegals
• Whistleblower says DHS failed to revoke amnesty for illegal child molester
• More stories of WiFi sickness
• Man upset over delayed flight strips naked at airport
• Kevin Jackson, author 'Race Pimping'
• Fox Bidness reporter goes off on 'Millennials'
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Uranius Johnson
• Expert of the Day: Scott McEwen, co-author of 'American Sniper' with Chris Kyle

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 20, 2015

• Bin Laden raid files declassified
• Four major banks plead guilty in foreign exchange rate manipulation scheme
• White House says global warming causes allergies, asthma, downpours, poverty and terrorism
• Late-May snow spoils spring in seven states
• Media ignore environmentalists role in California drought
• Senate bill would increase energy research
• 'Big Wind' flexing its muscles
• Sen. Sessions: Trade deals have become almost a religion
• Bumper sticker on Jeb Bush's wife's car
• Ted Cruz to 'sex-obsessed media': Let's talk about ISIS executing gays
• Obama to unleash 'community organizers' in crime-filled cities
• Oregon to test pay-per-mile tax instead of gas tax
• Anti-NSA group secretly tapes conversations across New York City then makes them public
• House bill would cap expenses for ex-presidents
• PC Boy Scouts bans water gun fights
• Gay rodeo tests tolerance in Arkansas
• Study on gay marriage views retracted after allegations of fake data
• NYPD orders cops to stop arresting drug dealers over 40
• Fights break out over over-priced hot dogs at Ground Zero
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Fagley Dork
• Expert of the Day: John Guandolo, founder of UnderstandingTheThreat.com

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 19, 2015

• State Department to release Hillary's emails . . . In January 2016?
• ISIS holds massive parade to celebrate victory in Ramadi
• And with a straight face: White House: Obama's strategy against ISIS has overall been a success
• LA to raise minimum wage to $15 per hour
• Dems having deep reservations about Hillary getting the nomination
• Agents under attack at the border
• Republicans want to review the handover of Internet
• Nashville ramping up Muslim immigrant population
• Pope postponing encyclical on climate change
• Simon Pegg: 'Comic book films are dumbing us down'
• Cancer charities used donors' $187 million for cruises, dating sites
• Cigarette smokers may be key to stopping global warming . . . if it were really happening
• Columbia U student takes mattress to graduation to protest alleged rape
• An orgasm a day can cut a man's chances of prostate cancer by 20%
• Man in road rage incident with George Zimmerman was 'fixated' on him
• Kevin Sorbo in The Secret Handshake coming May 27
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dat Ho

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 18, 2015

• Ramadi falls to ISIS
• Republicans claim enough votes to pass fast track bill
• Group says Air Force general who credits God should be court-martialed
• Bobby Jindal makes it official . . . sort of
• Another Clintonista rides herd over the Stephanopoulos story at ABC
• NY Post: Stephanopoulos has forfeited all trust as a newsman
• 'Clinton Cash' author: Stephanopoulos and ABC have not fully disclosed Clinton ties
• Terrorist-enabler Qatar gave as much as $5 million to the Clinton Foundation
• Hillary earned $2.7 million from companies lobbying on trade
• Rep. Mo Brooks stops the outsourcing of military slots to illegal aliens
• Civil forfeiture: MS city builds new police station with seized assets
• Saudi Arabia advertises for 8 new executioners
• Bill Nye tells Rutgers grads their future is a 'no-way-out overheated globe'
• Biker shoot-out in Waco
• Janitor attacked by gang for wearing blue
• Obama cracking down on military equipment in local police departments
• Rep. Loretta Sanchez makes un-PC Indian gesture in speech to supporters
• Computer expert made plane fly sideways
• Elian Gonzalez wants to come to the U.S.
• Burglars use drones to target homes
• Sharpton's shakedown daughter sues NYC for $5 million over sprained ankle
• Feud over Miami homeless leads to creation of 'poop map'
• Nigerian restaurant closed for selling human flesh
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Rich Will Wanket
• Get your tickets to the premiere of 'The Secret Handshake' with Kevin Sorbo, Amy Grant, Mark Collie and Phil Valentine

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 15, 2015

• George Snuffaluffagus apologies for Clinton Foundation contributions
• Washington Post reporter says George's interview with 'Clinton Cash' author looked like activism
• Global warming statistics are 'guessed at'
• Spike Lee defends 'Chiraq' film
• B.B. King dies

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 14, 2015

• Engineer in Amtrak crash identified: 5 facts you need to know
• Amtrak union blames management
• Obama's fast track back on track
• Rand Paul visits secret room to read Obamatrade bill, calls for public release
• Saudis admit Valentine theory on oil prices
• DHS fails to keep track of illegals allowed to stay
• DHS caught busing illegal Somalis from Mexico
• Conflict of interest? George Stephanopoulos reporting on Clintons, giving to their foundation
• Designated Defenders: Oklahoma passes law allowing school staffers to pack heat
• Man wrongly jailed for attempted rape for 29 years pardoned
• Singer James Taylor backing Hillary
• Secret Service agent retiring amid White House probe
• Internet running out of IP addresses
• Lawmakers want more pushback against China's 'Great Wall of Sand'
• Climate hysterics change message to evoke fear over children's health
• Psychologist: Stress is good for you if you believe it's good for you
• Feds return $107,000 seized from NC bidnessman
• Mechaphilia: Man caught having sex with his Porche
• 'Mr. Burns' quits The Simpsons over contract dispute
• Weak handshake could indicate higher risk for heart attack or stroke
• Lame piece on why using 'lame' or 'stand-up' is offensive to the disabled
• Expert of the Day: Joel Buckberg of the Coast Guard Auxiliary on Boat Safety Week

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 13, 2015

• Amtrak train derails in Philadelphia
• Liberal exploit Amtrak crash for more big government
• Pope advisor blasts climate change skeptics, capitalism
• Sen. Corker: NSA surveillance needs to be ramped up
• Cruz on Halperin Interview: Imagine if he'd asked Obama these questions?
• Worker fired for disabling GPS app that tracked her 24/7
• John Bolton to announce tomorrow if he's running president
• University report: A room full of white folks is a microaggression
• Facebook enters the minimum wage fight
• N. Korea's Kim Jong un executes defense minister with anti-aircraft gun
• Mom sues school district over son's arrest for NRA t-shirt
• Bright lights could cause weight gain
• Free-range children or abuse?
• Woman sues Verizon, says customer service call caused heart attack
• Woman claims doctor left cellphone inside her after C-section
• Michigan teen can lick her own eyeball, pursues world record
• Expert of the Day: Columnist Eli Lake from Bloomberg View on the Iran nuke deal

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 12, 2015

• The senate kills TPP for now
• Republicans helping Obama with 'fast track' legislation
• Sen. Jeff Sessions asks hard questions about TPP
• Inspirational graduation speech from Denzel Washington: 'Put God first'
• Marine chopper missing in Nepal
• 45% believe Jade Helm military exercise may lead to federal takeover of states
• 'Asylum' is the secret password for illegals
• EPA cracks down on nail salons
• Polls show Americans drifting away from organized religion
• UVA dean sues Rolling Stone mag for defamation
• Liberal columnist says left lies, intimidates to silence right
• Warner Music says streaming outpaced downloads for the first time
• Grad school union contract includes right to be free of 'microaggressions'
• Five words you should never use when talking about food
• Girl high on flakka jumps through window, tells police she's God and Satan, gets tased
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dick Wehde
• Expert of the Day: Jillian Melchoir, the Thomas L. Rhodes Fellow for the Franklin Center on the Clinton Foundation's foreign entanglements

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 11, 2015

• Obama approves Arctic drilling
• House Dems seek repeal of Obamacare tax
• George Zimmerman involved in shooting incident
• White House rejects Seymour Hersh account of bin Laden kill
• PR nightmare for United Airlines: They kick autistic kid off the plane
• Hilarious: Carly Fiorina gets hammered by Chuck Todd for losing CarlyFiorina.org, snags ChuckTodd.org
• Four charged in MS police murder
• FBI: Cop killings have nearly doubled in a year
• Tom Brady suspended for four games
• 'Empire' creator is offended by whites writing for blacks
• Eye-roller: Michelle Obama speaks of emotional toll of being first black first lady
• Elizabeth Warren blames Baltimore riots on financial misdoing
• Uber-rich! Ride share valuation may top $50 billion
• State of California watering freeway hillsides in the rain during drought
• Walmart bottled water comes from Sacramento municipal supply
• Nashville pre-K paving way for future
• UC San Diego students required to take final exam naked
• High school threatens to cancel prom if students hold NFL-style draft
• Sexting fueling teenage depression
• Elderly man with hooker under his bed loses housing subsidy
• Woman survives off own breast milk
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Genuine Ho
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky of Red Alert Politics on Obamacare costing hours for part-time workers

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 8, 2015

• FBI: 'Maybe thousands' in America under the influence of ISIS
• Detroit TV anchor angers local Muslims with comment
• BSNBC's Chris Hayes supports Pam Geller
• Americans not in labor force hits new record high
• Social Security's in worse shape than we thought
• Issa taking hit for 'poor' comments, but he's right
• Feds forcing public schools to adopt transgender policies
• Chick-fil-A t-shirts cause stir and suspensions at Pa. school
• Facts about the upcoming Jade Helm 15 military exercise
• Ben Carson says we should probably raise the minimum wage
• Lindsey Grahamnesty '98.6 percent sure' he's running for president
• Nearly 3,500 days since the last major hurricane hit the U.S.
• Democrats trying to win back the House through the courts
• Morgan Freeman: 'We are indeed all bigoted'
• American Ebola patient thought cured has disease in his eye
• BBQ joint to host 'White Appreciation Day'
• What car shoppers care about
• Oregon's mysterious 'disappearing lake' explained; no, it's not global warming
• Job advice: Don't insult your prospective employer online
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Fannie Licker
• Expert of the Day: Brian Olsen of the United Criminal Justice Employees of Texas about bill prohibiting labor union dues from being automatically withheld from paychecks

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 7, 2015

• Senior al Qaeda leader killed by drone
• Pam Geller: No contact from FBI, Homeland Security since attack
• Wilders plans Muhammad cartoon expo in the Netherlands
• National Review: I'm more hateful than Pam Geller
• Border braces for summer surge
• LAPD cop indicted for smuggling illegal
• Baltimore police investigation contradicts state's attorney
• Appeals court rules against NSA's phone records program
• Senate votes 98-1 to give congress a say in Iran nuke deal
• Bill Clinton puts blame for family scandals on accountant
• Chinese province bans rooftop crosses
• The wealth gap widens
• Fox's Bob Beckel in addiction rehab
• Russian "state-of-the-art" tank breaks down during debut
• Md police officer suspended after biting man in the testicles during fight
• Man raped at gunpoint by three women who steal his semen
• Tesla enters the home battery market
• 'Monsignor Meth' sentenced to 5 years
• Japanese zoo apologizes after naming baby monkey after royal baby
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Bita Negar
• David Harsanyi, Senior Editor at the Federalist, says Huckabee is not right for the Republicans

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 6, 2015

• ISIS threatens to kill Pamela Geller
• ISIS claims to have 71 trained soldiers in 15 states
• Texas shooter was heartthrob in Pakistan
• FBI overlooked Texas shooter because 'there are so many like him'
• Baltimore mayor calls for federal investigation of her own police department
• One of the officers asks judge to make prosecutor turn over knife
• CO2 at all-time high, temperatures still flat
• Deflategate investigation finds Brady probably knew
• Exxon Mobile quits Clinton Global Initiative
• Seattle $15 minimum wage already killing jobs
• Hillary seen as too old by many voters
• Duggars dump Santorum for Huckabee
• Daily Kos: Why 'Whiteness' is one of the greatest scams in history
• Where's Keystone XL? Oil train derails in North Dakota
• For second Mother's Day in a row, Denver could see snow
• Equal pay? Jennifer Lawrence demands $20 for next picture
• Woman cuts family off from WiFi over health concerns
• The Washington Post's take on the Jade Helm conspiracy theory
• One in seven marriages end over social media
• CA senate candidate's aide claims to be descended from Knights Templars
• Why is everyone down on Jamie Foxx for his rendition of the National Anthem?
• Woman uses online pizza order to call for help in hostage situation
• Michelle Obama says museums not inviting to non-whites
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Shit Fun Chew
• Expert of the Day: Eric Blehm, author of Legend, the story of a Green Beret hero

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 5, 2015

• ISIS claims responsibility for Texas shooting
• Huckabee announces for president
• Australian news organization questions the fairness of reading to your kids
• Court: Warrantless cellphone tracking not illegal
• Pentagon seeks to calm fear of Jade Helm military exercise
• Italian police reveal what Jesus looked like as a boy
• Nearly 21 percent of jobs in Baltimore are government jobs
• Baltimore schools spend far more than the national average
• Poll: Race relations worse in over 2 decades
• FLOTUS weekend ski trip cost $57,000 in transportation alone
• VA official stole $150,000, spent it on hookers and gambling
• Sensors in airplane seats monitor health
• Portland opens first vegan mall with vegan strip club
• Key to wealth is more education
• Indiana man accused of killing, eating ex-girlfriend
• Japanese hotel launches 'crying rooms'
• Cop sues Starbucks over hot coffee burns
• Couple faces 15 years in prison for having sex on the beach
• Professor fails students for refusing to condemn her Christian faith
• Fans file $5 million lawsuit against Manny Pacquiao
• Man tries to cash $368 billion check to open Italian restaurant
• 95-year-old WWII vet fights off would-be robbers with cane
• New Indiana Jones movie will happen. Let's just hope it doesn't suck like the last one
• Ad blocker lets you block the Kardashians
• Actor Seth Gilliam arrested for DUI
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Hitler Mussolini
• Expert of the Day: Patrick Poole from PJ Media says feds saw no credible threat at Texas Muhammad cartoon contest

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 4, 2015

• Two gunmen dead after terrorist attack in Texas
• ISIS-linked Twitter account tweeted about attack before it happened
• Second gunman identified
• CNN blurs out cartoons of Muhammad at event
• Three more Republicans jump into the presidential race
• NYPD cop dies after Saturday shooting
• This is rape? Man poses as 50 Shades-type hunk, turns out to be 68-year-old fat guy
• Baltimore got $1.8 billion in stimulus money for crime prevention
• Iran bans 'devil-worshipping' haircuts
• Bill Clinton defends his foundation
• Hard Times: Smith College - all female - to start admitting transgenders
• Duh: Study says debt causes depression
• Daily Kos: The most racist areas in the nation
• Hilarious Video: Councilman forgets to cut off his mic when he leaves the room and goes to the bathroom
• Waitress refuses tip from Kansas guv, gives him one of her own
• Idiot Alert: Woman posts she hates her job before she starts, told not to bother coming in
• Must've been one helluva dunk: Man gets stuck in basketball hoop, cops have to cut him down
• Joe Bonsall of the Oak Ridge Boys on his new book, On the Road with the Oak Ridge Boys
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Will Tickel

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 1, 2015

• Police charged in Freddie Gray death
• Sharpton calls for the Department of Justice to take over local police departments
• Michael Moore joins Ed Schultz in calling for the police to be disarmed
• The word 'thug' being redefined by the thugs
• Chris Christie: Criminal charges prove I had nothing to do with Bridgegate
• Anvil Joe: 'Path has already been paved' to Iranian nukes
• Republicans accused of whisper campaign on Hillary's age
• Larry Flynt endorses Hillary
• New country formed: Liberland
• Experts predict robots will take over a third of the jobs by 2025
• Cops investigating kiss by 7-year-olds
• Barbra Streisand's dog bites flight attendant
• Expert of the Day: Jorge Bonilla from Media Research Center and the Latino war on Rubio