Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 27, 2015

• Court orders Clinton e-mail release every 30 days
• Rand Paul says ISIS exists because of Republican hawks
• Bobby Jindal says Rand Paul 'unsuited to be commander-in-chief'
• College removes statue of missionary prayer over Indian after complaints
• Rick Santorum jumps into 2016 presidential race
• Live anthrax inadvertently shipped across the country
• Ferguson Protesters protesting over not getting paid
• Michelle Obama: Global warming is the new civil rights movement
• Big deal? FIFA gave to Clinton Foundation
• Classic: Hillary backer Larry Flynt admits to paying women less because they're 'sexual objects'
• Cop fired for posing with suspect as a killed deer
• McDonald's to stop reporting sales figures
• Woman stabbed in the eye at BBQ for taking the last rib
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dick Finger