Daily Show Prep - Friday May 22, 2015

• What's up with all the secrecy around this trade bill?
• Global warming? Freeze warning for Northeast
• Iran threatens Israel with 80,000 rockets
• ISIS close to buying nukes from Pakistan
• FBI admits no major terrorist cases cracked with NSA snooping powers
• Scott Walker promises pre-emptive strikes against terrorists if he's president
• Hillary forgets where she is. Wish we could.
• Sen. Burr introduces compromise on domestic spying
• Unemployment rate drops more for foreign workers
• 5.4 earthquake hits Vegas
• Conclusion-jumpers protest shooting of black suspects by white cop
• Suicide bomber blows himself inside a Saudi mosque
• Forbes Mag: Net neutrality won't stand up in court
• Josh Duggar of '19 Kids and Counting' admits he molested girls as teenager
• Study: Meditation can trigger mania, depression and psychosis
• Racist Boston U professor was arrested for setting up fake sex profile on porn site
• Flickr faces complaints over offensive photo auto-tagging
• Video: Students think John Boehner should be held responsible for Deflategate
• Verbal abuse against sheep was actually investigated
• Robert De Niro tells graduates: 'You're f@*ked'
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Harold Ballitch II