Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 14, 2015

• Engineer in Amtrak crash identified: 5 facts you need to know
• Amtrak union blames management
• Obama's fast track back on track
• Rand Paul visits secret room to read Obamatrade bill, calls for public release
• Saudis admit Valentine theory on oil prices
• DHS fails to keep track of illegals allowed to stay
• DHS caught busing illegal Somalis from Mexico
• Conflict of interest? George Stephanopoulos reporting on Clintons, giving to their foundation
• Designated Defenders: Oklahoma passes law allowing school staffers to pack heat
• Man wrongly jailed for attempted rape for 29 years pardoned
• Singer James Taylor backing Hillary
• Secret Service agent retiring amid White House probe
• Internet running out of IP addresses
• Lawmakers want more pushback against China's 'Great Wall of Sand'
• Climate hysterics change message to evoke fear over children's health
• Psychologist: Stress is good for you if you believe it's good for you
• Feds return $107,000 seized from NC bidnessman
• Mechaphilia: Man caught having sex with his Porche
• 'Mr. Burns' quits The Simpsons over contract dispute
• Weak handshake could indicate higher risk for heart attack or stroke
• Lame piece on why using 'lame' or 'stand-up' is offensive to the disabled
• Expert of the Day: Joel Buckberg of the Coast Guard Auxiliary on Boat Safety Week