Daily Show Prep - Monday May 18, 2015

• Ramadi falls to ISIS
• Republicans claim enough votes to pass fast track bill
• Group says Air Force general who credits God should be court-martialed
• Bobby Jindal makes it official . . . sort of
• Another Clintonista rides herd over the Stephanopoulos story at ABC
• NY Post: Stephanopoulos has forfeited all trust as a newsman
• 'Clinton Cash' author: Stephanopoulos and ABC have not fully disclosed Clinton ties
• Terrorist-enabler Qatar gave as much as $5 million to the Clinton Foundation
• Hillary earned $2.7 million from companies lobbying on trade
• Rep. Mo Brooks stops the outsourcing of military slots to illegal aliens
• Civil forfeiture: MS city builds new police station with seized assets
• Saudi Arabia advertises for 8 new executioners
• Bill Nye tells Rutgers grads their future is a 'no-way-out overheated globe'
• Biker shoot-out in Waco
• Janitor attacked by gang for wearing blue
• Obama cracking down on military equipment in local police departments
• Rep. Loretta Sanchez makes un-PC Indian gesture in speech to supporters
• Computer expert made plane fly sideways
• Elian Gonzalez wants to come to the U.S.
• Burglars use drones to target homes
• Sharpton's shakedown daughter sues NYC for $5 million over sprained ankle
• Feud over Miami homeless leads to creation of 'poop map'
• Nigerian restaurant closed for selling human flesh
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Rich Will Wanket
• Get your tickets to the premiere of 'The Secret Handshake' with Kevin Sorbo, Amy Grant, Mark Collie and Phil Valentine