Daily Show Prep - Monday May 4, 2015

• Two gunmen dead after terrorist attack in Texas
• ISIS-linked Twitter account tweeted about attack before it happened
• Second gunman identified
• CNN blurs out cartoons of Muhammad at event
• Three more Republicans jump into the presidential race
• NYPD cop dies after Saturday shooting
• This is rape? Man poses as 50 Shades-type hunk, turns out to be 68-year-old fat guy
• Baltimore got $1.8 billion in stimulus money for crime prevention
• Iran bans 'devil-worshipping' haircuts
• Bill Clinton defends his foundation
• Hard Times: Smith College - all female - to start admitting transgenders
• Duh: Study says debt causes depression
• Daily Kos: The most racist areas in the nation
• Hilarious Video: Councilman forgets to cut off his mic when he leaves the room and goes to the bathroom
• Waitress refuses tip from Kansas guv, gives him one of her own
• Idiot Alert: Woman posts she hates her job before she starts, told not to bother coming in
• Must've been one helluva dunk: Man gets stuck in basketball hoop, cops have to cut him down
• Joe Bonsall of the Oak Ridge Boys on his new book, On the Road with the Oak Ridge Boys
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Will Tickel