Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 28, 2015

• Declassified documents: Hillary aided the rise of ISIS
• Blumenthal earned 10-grand a month as employee of Clinton Foundation
• Baltimore gets what it deserves: Police pull back, crime soars
• Baltimore riots will cost taxpayers at least $20 million
• 'Obamaphones' might be expanded to 'Obamanet'
• FBI launches probe into theft of taxpayer information
• Bernie Sanders said women fantasize about being gang-raped
• Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore wants Ruth Vader Ginsburg impeached
• Obama's amnesty may be in limbo until just before he leaves office
• ICE still releasing criminal illegal aliens at rapid pace
• Bring on the RINOs: Pataki jumps into the 2016 presidential race
• Putin slams US for meddling in FIFA affairs
• Study predicts decades of global cooling ahead
• Sen. Inhofe on EPA's unprecedented land grab: 'I will not allow it'
• 'White privilege' training hurting black students
• Welfare bus goes to neighborhoods with taxpayer-funded meals
• Another ISIS-esque toppling of a statue on a U.S. college campus
• Police arrest man for meditating in the nude at Florida bus stop
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Shiwanah Bangham