Daily Show Prep - Friday September 25, 2015

• Cryin' John says adios
• Standing O at conservative summit
• Conservatives take credit for ousting Boehner
• Pope endorses Iran nuke deal at UN speech
• Vatican has most restrictive immigration policy
• Illegal immigrant group planned Pope's encounter with young girl for a year
• Weird: Pro-abortion Democrat steals the Pope's water, sprinkles grandkids
• White House puts black screens up to keep Chinese prime minister from seeing protestors
• Rubio fires back at Debbie WhatsHerName Schultz over Nazi smear of donor
• Dems demand subpoena for Planned Parenthood videos
• GLAAD: Hollywood films are failing gay people
• Blood moon on Sunday: Some believe God is trying to tell us something
• San Fran's last gun shop closes
• Study: Year you were born determines your weight
• Australian tribunal: Facebook 'unfriending' constitutes workplace bullying
• School district bans 'tag' over students' emotional well-being
• Expert of the Day: Presidential candidate Sen. Rick Santorum on the Pope, Scott Walker, and his future as a candidate
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: In light of our discussion about the government spraying chemicals in the air, may we introduce Kim Trail