Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 24, 2015

• Pope lectures America on immigration and gays
• Justice Ginsburg nods off again, this time at Pope address
• Audio: Open mic catches woman saying she wants to take her shoe off and throw it
• 72% of Americans say country not as good as it once was
• Rubio calls Trump 'touchy and insecure'
• Hilarious: Dems call for repeal of Obamacare's 'Cadillac tax'
• Poll: Carly barely tops Hillary in head-to-head matchup
• 'Feel the Bern' Sanders up 16 points over Hillary in NH
• Kanye West has kind words for Ben Carson
• Obama blocks conservative middle-schooler on Twitter
• Islamic extremist group publishes hit list of bloggers and writers
• New Zealand deports 'world's first climate change refugee'
• Muslim kid has message for Ben Carson: He vows to be first Muslim president
• Black student threatens to rape white teacher, teacher gets punished
• Day after Target store votes to unionize company announces fleet of robots
• Scientists reveal flu starts in roof of mouth
• 'One Million Moms' calls Muppets 'perverted'
• Video: White guy goes off on white guy about white privilege
• Popular LA surf spot closed due to tampons, condoms, and needles on beach
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Denise Black-Poon