Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 2, 2015

• Obama prophesies climate nightmare
• The glacier the Dalai Bama visited started receding in 1815
• Another subsidized green energy company on the brink of going bust
• Obama gets enough Dems to secure Iran nuke deal
• Hillary wrote and sent classified e-mails on private server
• Trump: Jeb should lead by speaking English while he's in the U.S.
• Huckabee supports defiant KY clerk who stop issuing marriage licenses
• Obamacare gives new grants to Planned Parenthood
• Univision's Jorge Ramos advocates more illegals, keeps his kids from them in private school
• More than half of immigrants on welfare
• 700 out of every 1,000 UN refugees settle in America
• Protesters hit the streets of Baltimore for Freddie Gray hearings
• 15 percent of British men would have sex with a robot
• Teen gangs in Philly robbing cabbies
• Instant Karma for college student who suggested cop deserved to die
• Man's body found hanging sign in Queens
• Experts baffled over mysterious 'alien' corpse
• Cindy Crawford photo causes stir
• Daycare apologizes after workers staged 'fight club with 4-year-olds, posted videos
• New End Times: Blood moon in September signals end of the world to some
• Nice: Woman has rare condition that allows her to hear her eyeballs move
• Expert of the Day: Alan Gottlieb, Second Amendment Foundation on liberals exploiting reporter killing in VA
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Amy Moore-Bacon