Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 22, 2015

• Book: Hillary's covering up serious illnesses
• Carson says Muslim comments were 'theoretical'
• Walker calls on other candidates to drop out to propel a true conservative to the nomination
• Fiorina shows a lighter side
• More on VW's diesel deception
• 51% of U.S. Muslims want sharia law
• Texas clock kid could be a fraud
• NJ Muslims taunt 'We will be a majority soon'
• Green hypocrisy: Wind Energy mogul protested wind farm off his summer home
• PETA sues to give monkey copyright of selfie photos
• Chris Christie orders NJ National Guard leader to lose weight
• Love this stat: Selfies kill more people than sharks
• Your fridge could be stealing your identity
• Buyers of new robot sign 'no sex' pledge
• Syracuse University stops using stadium 'kiss cam' because it leads to rape
• Sean Penn sues 'Empire' creator for defamation
• UK PM accused of sex scandal with a pig while at Oxford
• Judge rules man's arrest for writing profanity on speeding ticket
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dog named Ozzy Pawborn Prince of Barkness