Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 10, 2015

• Bernie Sanders overtakes Hillary in Iowa
• Trump surges to 32% in new CNN poll
• Trump says he wasn't talking about Fiorina's looks
• Hilarious: Jindal says Trump hasn't read Bible because he's not in it
• Gallup: Only 17% say immigration is not a major issue
• Gloria Estefan, friends releasing 'We Are All Mexicans' song
• Half of legal immigrants on welfare despite it being against the law
• No media bias? USA Today reporter covering Scott Walker signed petition to recall him
• Saudi Arabia offers to build 200 mosques for Syrians in Germany
• Pressure building on U.S. to take in more Syrian refugees
• Spies say ISIS intelligence was cooked to make them look weaker than they were
• Hamas chief holds press conference at Four Seasons hotel
• Black mob puts white guy in the hospital
• IT staffer wants immunity before talking about Hillary e-mails
• Al Qaeda threatens the Koch brothers
• Homeless launch Twitter war against NYC mayor
• Gov. Cuomo set to back $15 minimum wage across state of NY
• Pope ready to trash capitalism to money-loving Americans
• Media Matters' David Brock calls NY Times 'megaphone for conservative propaganda'
• Idiot congressman says it's best to expel accused rapists from school even if 80 percent are innocent
• Students' confidence exceeds their financial skills
• Farmer peeing in field gets bit on wee-wee by poisonous snake
• James Bond actor gave to super PAC that gives to Bernie Sanders
• JK Rowling: The 't' in Voldermort is silent
• Expert of the Day: Dan Kish from the Institute for Energy Research on plan to cut gas use by 50%
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Professor Justin Sider