Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 17, 2015

• Carly wins the night
• Debate audience sets CNN record, short of Fox debate
• Why they were sweating at the debate
• ABC: 7 ways the second debate changed the presidential race
• Obama spends $500 million to train 5 anti-ISIS fighters
• Police chief fired for calling 'Black Lives Matter' movement 'terrorist group'
• Kid suspended for wearing flag t-shirt under his hoodie
• Obama willing to shut government down to keep funding for Planned Parenthood
• Conservatives try to topple Boehner
• Obama blocks Navy from sailing anywhere near Chinese disputed islands
• Former Nobel director regrets giving Obama the peace prize
• 20 climate scientists call for RICO investigation into deniers
• Antarctic sea ice hits 35-year high
• Historian: Global warming could bring about next Hitler
• Air marshals under investigation for filming sex with prostitute while on duty
• Paxil is unsafe for teenagers
• Stop it, you savage. Doritos has rainbow chips
• Weiner out of a job at PR firm
• City throws 'pity party' for sad people
• Big surprise: Liberals swear more than conservatives
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Veterinarian Dr. Curiosity