Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 3, 2015

• Black supremacist: It's open season on crackas
• KY clerk detained for not issuing marriage licenses, office will resume tomorrow
• TN judge uses SCOTUS decision on gay marriage to deny divorce
• Trump signs GOP loyalty pledge
• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar goes after Trump, Trump fights back
• Biden says Iran using sanction relief to fund terrorism a 'totally legitimate argument'
• Hacker threatens to sell Hillary's unreleased e-mails
• Liberals go nuts over mass baptism at football practice
• Gun-grabbers urge people to call 911 when seeing someone carrying a gun
• Jobless claims rise
• A third of vets on VA's waiting list are dead
• Judge urges lawyer in NSA case to take action quickly
• Low-income workers see biggest drop in income
• Cop killer fathers corrections officer's child
• Judge lets Tom Brady play
• Feminists mad that Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend is young and thin
• Man stabs police car to send a message
• Man accidentally kills himself while taking a selfie with a gun
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Oliver Loser