Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 30, 2015

• Senate votes to hold off government shutdown
• House follows suit
• Conservatives organize to 'Fire McCarthy'
• Hillary campaign workers break election law again with anti-Trump meme
• WashPo owner makes $16 billion this year, paper whines about income inequality
• Rand Paul says Ted Cruz is 'done for' in the senate
• State Department to release latest batch of Hillary e-mails
• UN Report: 'Cyber-touch' as harmful to women as physical touch
• American vigilantes fighting ISIS
• Gore spreads environmental gospel ahead of climate talks
• Fairbanks, Alaska sees largest September snowfall on record
• Arctic ice too thick for ships
• Nutty professor wants to breed smaller humans to adapt to global warming
• State rep says GE told him to lie about Ex-Im bank
• Pope's meeting with Kim Davis
• Battle over 'Simpsons' co-creator's will
• Ashley Madison's scam 'women' e-mail addresses owned by company
• Man pleads no contest to making woman sign 'slave contract'
• Woman stores mom's corpse for a year while cashing checks
• Volkswagen's eight-decade road to disaster
• Study: Shorter people have fewer sex partners than their taller peers
• Expert of the Day: NY Times Best-selling author Ed Klein on his new book, Unlikeable: The Problem with Hillary
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Volkswagen board member Olaf Lies